The Loch Ness Monster

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The Loch Ness Monster is ostensibly the last of a family of dinosaurs that has somehow maintained a breeding population for at least the last sixty million years, but which nobody noticed until after the camera was invented. Nessie appeals to me as someone who wants to ride around on an animal but finds horses and elephants not impressive enough, but it’s pretty clear from the photo it’s just a drowning man whose last wish was to do a sock puppet show. 3.3/5

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