The Spork

Spork

The spork, you may have guessed, is 50% fork, 50% spoon, 100% useless. Ever wanted to fork precisely one tenth of one inch of something? Ever wanted to stab one tenth of one inch of the roof of your mouth just to eat some mashed potatoes? No? Then do what I do: throw your spork in the trash and eat your mashed potatoes face first, as God intended. Fun to say, though. Spork. Spork. 0.3/5

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