Pants

pants

The older (read: “fatter”) I get the less okay I am with wearing pants. They’re always pinching someplace so they can bunch up someplace else, making me itchy while preventing me from scratching and also making it near impossible to casually show off all the cool tattoos I have on my private parts. 0.6/5

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