Count Chocula

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Count Chocula is a vampire that, for undisclosed reasons, craves not the sustaining power of human blood, but instead the chocolatey flavor of a cereal named after himself. Which sounds convenient, but what about all the vampires that don’t have cereals named after themselves? Every cereal you don’t name after a vampire means another sentient being sentenced to wither and die. Shame on you, General Mills. 2.2/5

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