Smoking

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Okay kids: here’s the skinny. As a former smoker I can tell you everything you suspect is absolutely true. Smoking does make you look cool. It does help you calm down and it does give you something to do with your hands. Your friends will think you’re a nerd if you don’t smoke. It is pure, absolute bliss. Unfortunately, it also costs, like an Xbox a month, so a life without smoking is a life with so many Xboxes, you guys. 0.4/5

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