The Philly Phanatic

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The Philly Phanatic is the mascot for baseball’s Philadelphia Phillies. You’d think he should be a horse, but instead he is a monster with bird feathers on his tail and some kind of furry megaphone for a face, despite the fact that he is silent. In about half of the pictures I could find he his thrusting his crotch at someone. You know how when you get high, you assume everybody else was high when they decided to do whatever they did? I am sober as a Mormon bachelor party and I am definitely struggling to come up with an alternate explanation for the creation of this….thing. 1.6/5

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