grasshopper top

As a kid, in the Dark Times Before the Internet, we had to play outside. Outside, for those not in the know, is a place so boring we had to catch bugs. With our hands. For fun. Anyway I have never caught a grasshopper that didn’t poop on me, which is rude as heck. But I have it on good authority they are essentially the Cheez-its of Mexican cuisine, which is kind of intriguing and at least all the poop is probably out of them before anyone cooks one. 2.0/5


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