Vanilla Ice Cream

vanilla

There’s a reason vanilla is a synonym for “boring.” I get that vanilla is the most expensive spice in the world after saffron and that there were actual wars fought over the vanilla trade, but there was a time when a Nintendo Wii cost a thousand dollars on eBay and wars were fought over Texas, and nobody cares about those things now, either. 1.0/5

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