Prosopagnosia

face blindness

This is that disease where you can’t recognize faces. I might very well have this and not know, since due to a combination of social awkwardness and not wanting to draw attention to my own hideous visage, I haven’t actually looked anyone in the face since the Clinton administration. I recognize people through a combination of height, odor, and sticking nametags on everyone when they aren’t looking. 1.0/5

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