Trichophobia

Trichophobia

The fear of going bald. I don’t have any idea what this is like. Prince William and I were both born thirty-five years ago this week and if he gets any balder his scalp is going to start sloughing off, whereas I still have the kind of righteous mop they make rock band frontmen’s toupees out of. It’s nice to know I’m winning in at least one aspect of our lives. 1.0/5

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