Febreeze

febreeze

It’s an air freshener. When it came out the big deal with it was that it was special because it didn’t just cover up odors, it made them go away. Except, no it didn’t, it just covered them up, just like every other air freshener. But people still buy it because they remember it’s supposed to be better, they just don’t remember why. In high school I told every girl I met that making out with me would make them lose ten pounds and gain ten IQ points but I didn’t have Proctor & Gamble’s marketing department behind me, so it didn’t work as well as I had hoped. 0.5/5

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