Diamonds

diamonds

Why do people want these? They are literally just shiny rocks. That’s it. And yet people die for them. Kill for them. Demand them before they will even consider marriage. But when I was a kid and I wanted a Fisher-Price rock polisher for my birthday my dad pronounced that idea as “stupid” and “noisy” and “your birthday isn’t for six months.” 0.3/5

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