Outback Steakhouse

outback

Outback’s deal is that it’s Australian. Only it’s not–and the only Australian person I’ve ever met confirms this–Australian at all. It turns out you can’t even make a Bloomin’ Onion in Australia, what with the Coriolis Effect and toilets flushing the wrong way. Also, their slogan “No rules, just right,” is a pretty good way to live if you want to get divorced or arrested. 2.1/5

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