Two Princes

two princes

This Spin Doctors jam is how you know you’re in the 90s in a movie. How you know you’re in the 90s in real life is you’re twenty years younger and fifty pounds lighter and girls are noticing you, they’re not avoiding the sad old man, they’re noticing, and they’re liking what they notice and you don’t have a worry in the world, just not a care, and your cellphone’s not ringing all the time and you feel like you can breathe again. Just breathe. How did you go this long without breathing? Don’t worry about it. Don’t worry about that anymore. You’re home now. And also the layer of fudge crunchies in Dairy Queen ice cream cakes has way more fudge it it and Courteney Cox’s face still looks like a human’s face. 2.1/5

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