The (so far) finale of the Toy Story franchise. This was, for a long time, the best reviewed movie ever on Rotten Tomatoes. I’m going to buck that trend. At the end of this movie, you’re supposed to be sad when all the toys are almost destroyed, and you’re supposed to be relieved when they go to a little girl who will play with them. The problem is this: No one in the movie knows these toys are alive. No one in the world knows any toys are alive. So the moral of the story ends up being “Love your things more.” No. No. Don’t love things. Love people, especially me: Stuff Rater. 2.0/5
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