“Guy walks into a bar”

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In these, a guy walks into a bar and either makes a double entendre that is hilariously misunderstood by the bartender or gets involved in a series of escalating dares culminating in intercourse with a cow or something. Usually when I walk into a bar, I stand at the bar for a couple seconds before deciding it is too crowded and leave to go home, stopping to buy a tallboy of Miller High Life at the gas station on the way. 2.2/5

Light bulb jokes

lightbulb

This is a joke where you ask how many of a specific group of people it takes to change a light bulb and then the answer ends up being some outlandish number that illustrates a particular quirk of members of that group. Let’s be clear here. The real answer is always one. I’m not sure how two people could even go about changing a light bulb together. Sometimes if it’s really high up you need a second person to hold a ladder, but holding a /ladder isn’t changing a light bulb, now is it? 2.7/5