Shaquille O’Neal

shaquille O'neal

A true Renaissance Man. From playing professional basketball since his first year of college, to cutting the world’s worst rap album, to starring as the world’s rappingest genie, to being the absolute worst fighter in his own fighting video game Shaq has spent his whole life setting new lows at literally everything other than being very tall and very heavy. Seriously, he once claimed “My game is like the Pythagorean Theorem: there is no answer.” C² is traditionally the answer, but there are infinitely many answers depending on the lengths of the other two sides of the right triangle, so I’m not sure if it’s possible to be any more wrong there. 0.2/5