Girl Scout Cookies

girl scout cookies

The are the cookies sold by, you guessed it, the girl scouts. What you may not know is that the girl scouts don’t make the cookies, they’re made by the same people who make Keebler cookies. I guess Ernie and the rest of the elves. Anyhow, these are like five dollars, and, for all the cookies that aren’t yucky, Keebler makes a better version you can buy at the store for like two-fifty. Now, I’m not saying don’t give the girl scouts your money, in fact I’m saying the opposite. Just give the girl scouts some money. You’ll have plenty after buying more and better cookies at half the price.

P.S. Samoas are best if you disagree you are a toilet person. 2.7/5

Stephen King

stephen king

There’s a danger in writing too much–and Stephen King has written 2000 words a day for decades–that nobody you trust is going to be able to read it and tell you if it’s any good. Even more so when you’re Stephen King and you’re going to make a million dollars regardless of quality. On Writing is a national treasure and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise, but probably more than half of his output is just bad. Just hot garbeau. That’s why I stick to stuff rating, where I can top out at fifty words a day and spend the rest of my time sipping banana daiquiris and not catching my many spelling errors. 2.7/5