Raccoon Leaf

raccoon leaf

This is a leaf that gives Mario a raccoon tail and ears, which let him fly by flapping his tail, and also hit enemies with his newly powerful butt. Of course, these aren’t things that real raccoons can do, but it wouldn’t be super-useful for Mario to gain the power to tip over my trash can and leave all my embarrassing garbage on my front lawn, so I dunno. 3.2/5

The Peter Principle

Steve Carell Sept. 1

This is a theory that attempts to explain why management is so horrible by postulating that every time a worker is competent at their current job they get promoted, until finally they reach a level at which they can never attain competence, and then they stay at that level forever. I’m going to have to call BS on this one, though, because I have been in the workforce for almost 20 years and I have never seen a competent person get any sort of promotion. 1.3/5