Lifesavers Holes

lifesavers holes

These were supposedly the part that got punched out of the middle of the Lifesaver. I don’t think that’s the case, both because I don’t think Lifesavers get made that way, and if they do, why aren’t these still being sold? It can’t be cheaper just to throw them away, and also, if it is, where’s that garbage can? Anyway, I liked these because you didn’t have to unwrap them, but then summer hit and the temperature of the grocery store rose above 65 degrees and they all turned into bottles with undifferentiated lumps of lifesaver protoplasm, and that’s kind of a deal breaker. 2.0/5



Candlenights, as introduced in the podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me, is a “Pan-Religious, Pan-Sexual, Personal Pan Holiday” that ate all the other holidays to absorb their power. It comes at different times and means different things to different people. I’d like mine to come in mid-January and have all the sausages from all the holidays that are about sausages and also Halloween candy. 4.9/5