Banana Twins

banana twins

These are banana flavored spongecake with snack cake filling. Essentially they’re banana Twinkies nobody bothered to close so the filling squirts out of the sides. Banana spongecake is better than regular spongecake but snack cake filling on my face is a deal-breaker. I’m just going to give them whatever I gave Twinkies, which I’m not going to look up but I remember was low and that I suggested radioactive post-apocalypse cockroaches wouldn’t eat them. 0.3/5

King Kong

king kong

This is like a Napoleon with pineapple or peanut butter or something called Peruvian blancmange which Wikipedia helpfully does not explain what it is in between layers of cookie. They call it a King Kong because it was invented in the 1930s when movies first made a big splash in Peru and King Kong was everyone’s favorite thing, which is terrifying and precious in equal measure. 3.4/5