In these, a guy walks into a bar and either makes a double entendre that is hilariously misunderstood by the bartender or gets involved in a series of escalating dares culminating in intercourse with a cow or something. Usually when I walk into a bar, I stand at the bar for a couple seconds before deciding it is too crowded and leave to go home, stopping to buy a tallboy of Miller High Life at the gas station on the way. 2.2/5
These are jokes about how dumb women with blonde hair are. I like them because they’re disproportionately kind to racial minorities. 4.5/5
This is a joke where you ask how many of a specific group of people it takes to change a light bulb and then the answer ends up being some outlandish number that illustrates a particular quirk of members of that group. Let’s be clear here. The real answer is always one. I’m not sure how two people could even go about changing a light bulb together. Sometimes if it’s really high up you need a second person to hold a ladder, but holding a /ladder isn’t changing a light bulb, now is it? 2.7/5
These are jokes about how people’s mothers are fat and/or ugly and/or stupid and/or promiscuous. I make sure tell them to my daughter when my wife is in the room because who doesn’t love two for the price of one? Yo mama sure loves two for the price of one. 4.5/5
Knock Knock jokes aren’t relevant to me anymore. At this point, if I hear a knock knock I might look out the peephole before I hide until whoever it is goes away, but probably not. Who goes to people’s houses unannounced? We’re living in the future. I don’t even answer the phone. 1.3/5
For the life of me, I cannot see how anyone looked at this bad and thought it was anything but a joke. I mean, sure, there’s some musical talent there, but Weird Al Yankovic is a world class accordion player and nobody ever thought to take him seriously, and he almost never wears sparkly silver jumpsuits. 0.6/5
This is a soup made from a bird’s nest, the quality of which is judged by the length of strands of bird saliva contained therein. I am confident this is not a soup, but a centuries-long practical joke that no one wants to admit to falling for. 0.8/5
