Walking Taco

walking taco

This is a food I always see at the Illinois State Fair. It’s a bag of Fritos with taco stuff dumped in there. I feel like the inventor of this had to have noticed that taking the shell off of a taco does not make it easier to walk around with, but then again just selling regular tacos isn’t going to get you included as a line in a Huffington Post listicle. 3.0/5

Grasshoppers

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As a kid, in the Dark Times Before the Internet, we had to play outside. Outside, for those not in the know, is a place so boring we had to catch bugs. With our hands. For fun. Anyway I have never caught a grasshopper that didn’t poop on me, which is rude as heck. But I have it on good authority they are essentially the Cheez-its of Mexican cuisine, which is kind of intriguing and at least all the poop is probably out of them before anyone cooks one. 2.0/5