Having been introduced to shawarma, like everyone else, by the second post-credits sequence in Marvel’s the Avengers I assumed it was some kind of Middle Eastern Nachos. Imagine my surprise when I ordered it in Epcot Center’s Morocco to learn it is just a bunch of stuff on a plate. Imagine my further surprise when I googled it to learn that it’s actually a Middle Eastern burrito? Anyway it turns out “shawarma” is just the way you cook the meat, but honestly, if you put lamb and couscous and flatbread in around the same place, I will find a way to eat it because I am a fan of things that are delicious. 4.7/5

Dole Whip


This is a thing you used to have to get at the Tiki Room, which was not really a ride, more of a room you sat in for ten minutes while parrots sang you songs about how you were in the Tiki Room, but one of the parrots caught on fire a few years back and now I think you can only buy them from a stand next to the Tiki Room. It’s pineapple ice cream in pineapple juice. I feel like you should probably just eat some pineapple if that’s the only flavor you’re interested in, but what do I know? 2.5/5

Mickey Premium Ice Cream Bar


These are the Mickey Mouse-shaped ice cream bars you get at Walt Disney World. People like to go on at length about eating the ears first, but look at the thing. What else are you supposed to eat first? The stick? Anyway, they’re fine, but they’re also like six dollars, which is what popsicles cost at strip clubs. 2.6/5